A little online exchange about the Tooth Fairy and Ted Loman's untouched stash of UFOAZ and Off the Record VCR tapes, 1991 to 2002.

JIM NICHOLS:
Good news about Ted [re: the videos archived here at T.S. Minton Blogs - ed.], you really need to light a fire under his butt to get those old shows out of storage and back on the air!!!

TED LOMAN:
Then maybe Jim needs to bring the matches.

T.S. MINTON:
How 'bout just ignore 'em and then they'll go away?

TED LOMAN:
They haven't yet.

T.S. MINTON:
Maybe you can channel Toto from the planet Xathon, or the Tooth Fairie...they'll take care of everything.

TED LOMAN:
I've been trying, left messages but as to date, nothing yet. Keep your legs crossed.

T.S. MINTON:
I'm reminded of the joke (which I'm making up now): "How many New Agers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" Answer: Five. Four to hold hands while sitting in the lotus position and singing "Kumbaya" and praying for White Light and Ascended Masters and "positive thinking" to magically get the job done...and one to get off their rear and just do it. Seriously, it's no skin off my back what you do with the tapes...it would cost a pretty penny to get them ALL converted to DVD anyway...but in all seriousness, aren't there at least a few you cherish and want to preserve? I was always fond of the Drunvalo episodes, Robert Morning Sky, and the Graham Birdsall hidden NASA footage was amazing...

TED LOMAN:
I'm still holding hands and singing. Maybe after the second verse.

T.S. MINTON:
Maybe by then (after the 2nd verse) we'll all blast into the 13th dimension and everything will be pie-in-the-sky and wonderful and we won't need no stinkin' video tapes when we're finally living in our Light Bodies...after all, the New Age has been promising it anyday now for years...kind of like those bums on the street corner with signs, "The end is nigh!"...anyday now...in the meantime please pass the beer, chips, and the remote control...

TED LOMAN:
No chips for me right now , I've got to go fishing.